hospitality under the influence

ask me about my weiner   Submit   I am a girl.

My friend’s dad is a member of boys to men. 
These are my chunky fingers wearing the rings I stole from my friend.

My friend’s dad is a member of boys to men.
These are my chunky fingers wearing the rings I stole from my friend.

— 2 hours ago with 1 note
#boys to men  #really though  #famous peoples kids  #diamonds  #are forever  #girls best friend  #about me  #chunky fingers  #rings 

Might go see/meet him with Michael next month

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— 3 hours ago with 1674 notes

A drunk story- in short: I said “I love you” at the end of a quick, serious phone conversation with my friends boyfriend, and he said it back. 

— 4 hours ago
#he called to let me know he was okay  #cause i was almost in tears about something he was going to do  #and i didnt want him to  #he called to check in with me  #and that happened  #fuck  #personal  #ruhroh  #drunk  #drunk story  #i love yous gone wrong  #or right 

ofnever-nevermore:

"Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)

❤️❤️

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— 9 hours ago with 17677 notes

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

image

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— 18 hours ago with 285948 notes

franson:

i think this was funnier in my head

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— 6 days ago with 157 notes
scorpieaux:

4437472:

inmyivystance:

Man. Look.

i say half this to girls why they not makin these faces at me

Yes they are

they are. like, real hard. 

scorpieaux:

4437472:

inmyivystance:

Man. Look.

i say half this to girls why they not makin these faces at me

Yes they are

they are. like, real hard. 

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— 6 days ago with 4152 notes
I have the bestest bff. He made me two of these to take up to the #poconos with me. #pastabake #food #fat I live for #meatballs

I have the bestest bff. He made me two of these to take up to the #poconos with me. #pastabake #food #fat I live for #meatballs

— 6 days ago
#poconos  #food  #meatballs  #fat  #pastabake 
pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

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— 6 days ago with 159686 notes

actual gif set of my life right now.

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— 6 days ago with 4653 notes